- Monday, March 06, 2006 -
The End

Well everyone, this year's stache-off is over. The ballots have been counted and the winner declared. Check for the final news and stachetracker updates to see who emerged victorious.

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- Sunday, February 19, 2006 -
Day 6

The mustache is coming in nicely, but my chin hair always grows out faster. Now it's timee to consider how to style this chin hair...perhaps a soul patch...or extended soul patch...or some other variation on the soul patch which is just as shitty looking.

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- Thursday, February 16, 2006 -
Day 3: The Growening

I don't think day 3 could have gone better. Rallied the troops and made a major push towards the front. Right Side is growing with just a bit more unbridled enthusiasm than Left Side, but I'm confident that both cheeks will express themselves fully by judging time. Check out our brand new StacheTracker, now featuring current pictures of our burgeoning 'staches. Coming soon: Meet the 'stache-letes, and learn about the state-of-the-art 'stache-growing techniques and exercises that Chris and I employ in our white-knuckled race to full-bodied whiskers!

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- Wednesday, February 15, 2006 -
Day 3

It's day 3 and I know have about enough stubble to constitute a 5 o'clock shadow. 5 o'clock might be generous...we'll say 2 o'clock shadow.

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- Tuesday, February 14, 2006 -
Day 2, Stubble!

It's a pretty close race at this point. My mustache breaks late though, everyone knows this. The stubble's coming in and I'm getting a hint of a shadow. Victory can't be too far off...2...maybe 3 months?

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Tuesday

Looking in the mirror this morning, I was hoping to see hair exploding out of my face, like wild stallions galloping across the plains of wherever wild stallions tend to do such galloping. Alas, I must trust that slow and steady will win this race.

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And we begin

Shaved this morning. I think my follicles are excited. I can feel them wiggling. Wiggle.

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Day 1

I shaved this morning. I feel like some sort of Amish dude for only having a three-bladed razor, knowing that the new Fusion has 5 blades. I'm glad I haven't upgraded yet though, because the closer shave may have proven a disadvantage.

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