Well everyone, this year's stache-off is over. The ballots have been counted and the winner declared. Check for the final news and stachetracker updates to see who emerged victorious.

Posted at 12:21 AM | 1 comment(s)

The mustache is coming in nicely, but my chin hair always grows out faster. Now it's timee to consider how to style this chin hair...perhaps a soul patch...or extended soul patch...or some other variation on the soul patch which is just as shitty looking.

Posted at 3:08 AM | 0 comment(s)

It's day 3 and I know have about enough stubble to constitute a 5 o'clock shadow. 5 o'clock might be generous...we'll say 2 o'clock shadow.

Posted at 6:54 PM | 1 comment(s)

It's a pretty close race at this point. My mustache breaks late though, everyone knows this. The stubble's coming in and I'm getting a hint of a shadow. Victory can't be too far off...2...maybe 3 months?

Posted at 11:59 PM | 0 comment(s)

I shaved this morning. I feel like some sort of Amish dude for only having a three-bladed razor, knowing that the new Fusion has 5 blades. I'm glad I haven't upgraded yet though, because the closer shave may have proven a disadvantage.

Posted at 2:25 AM | 1 comment(s)